Wahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张履历表，于是男士就填了这样的信息——

　　姓名：英文的还是中文的？
　　年龄：这是私人问题。
　　身高：这跟工作有关系吗？
　　体重：随时改变，饭前饭后都不同。
　　居住地：那是一个特别的地方，我生命的舞台。
　　电话：爱立信手机。
　　电子邮件：只留给漂亮和富有的女孩。
　　上班时间：越短越好。
　　应征职位：找一个不做什么实事，但能被美女包围的职位。
　　学历：毕业于一个你找不着的大学。
　　语言能力：侃大山是专长。
　　兴趣：睡得天昏地暗。
　　生日：正月初七。
　　经历：游戏人生。
　　曾任职位：高级的或者低级的都是一种经历。
　　已婚未婚：我正在寻找漂亮又富有的女孩，希望在你们公司能找到。
　　未来期望：只负责主席台讲话，并且希望尽早退休。
　　希望待遇：比实际工作量拿得多就行。


　　接着，他们再看第二位应征者的履历表时，正在吃饭的经理吐了出来，董事长则当场晕倒。
　　姓名：父母取的。
　　年龄：不小了！
　　身高：很高。
　　体重：中等。
　　居住地：家里。
　　电话：在身上。
　　电子邮件：朋友帮我申请的。
　　上班时间：8小时。
　　应征职位：一位。
　　学历：如果毕业的话有高中学历。
　　语言能力：有。
　　兴趣：很多。
　　生日：还没到吧！
　　经历：刚来的时候摔了一跟头！
　　曾任职位：小学时当过纠察队喔！
　　已婚未婚：父母有结婚。
　　未来期望：再找好工作。
　　希望待遇：希望大家都很疼我。

bIRDdaY>.<

some may ask why i never want to celebrate birthday
well
the logic is what's the point of having the thought of celebrating it if no one actually remember u
at end of the day, u will just disappoint yourself
yes i m speaking from a pessimist and i am a pessimist, cos am tired and sick of having hope...
however this year a bit different..i have bunch of housemates that actually gave me suprise with a cake and a dear with me n together with wee nee, ah howe and ming chun...
i dunno what my birthday wish is..in fact i didn't make any wish before i blow my candle..my mind went blank
is it because i have too many things to wish
or is it i have nothing to wish
either way my birthday is over d...
This year birthday marked the 21 years of my life
In this 21 years what have i done..
have i achieve any goals
have i done my part as a daughter, a friend, a sister and a girlfriend to froggie
I wonder
my life is in a mess
too many things for me to regret
there are so many things i should not have start
but life has no second chance
but along the way i am grateful to have the chance to meet u guys..
life would not be the same after all....
if making wishes now is still not late
den i wish everyone is happy and healthy
i wish i can be a better person
i wish frankie to be happy always....


p/s:: thanks again for phek lan, pieh wen, kai sin, denho, siew yi, dai lou, chee soon,abraham,kenny and chin xiang(thx for not pulling my hair for my day n da coupon)
den thanks again for wee nee,ah howe, ming chun and those who wished me
den thanks my dear for giving me unforgettable day

this blog is a bit cacat
cos i write with a blank mind...i am moodless today
cos i have split into two jie lings
i am a cow with 4 stomach and 2 minds...

A cow's love life

Quote from "Sex and the city"
I love u
but i love me more
i've been in the relationship with myself for 49 years
and that's the one i need to work on

In my case,
I love u
but i love me more
i've been in the relationship with myself for 20 years
and that's the one i need to work on

I love me who always give me suprises
i love me who always keep me happy
i love me whom i m the main dish not the sidelines
i love me who is a commit phobic
i love me who always have hope, dreams and expectations for me

I guess i am a real commit phobic
I guess i love sparks and suprises
I guess i love the feeling of getting to have hopes, dreams and expectations

i've done my best to keep this
but i m tired; we are tired i guess

i've asked myself over and over again
"Are relationships always about happy?"
i wish to be happy everyday
not all day everyday but everyday

Am i going to be happy in a relationship that i cant have hopes and expectations?
Am i going to be happy in a relationship that is just about me and you but no we and us?
Am i going to be happy in a relationship that i m the sidelines of his life?
Am i going to be happy in a relationship that we still miss our single life?

Maybe we know the ending
Mayb not

Somehow
Being alone is better than being lonely...

不是不爱你
只是这份爱没了期待

一个人不寂寞，想一个人才寂寞
太牵挂一个人的时候，爱也会成为一种负担

我以为小鸟飞不过沧海，是以为小鸟没有飞过沧海的勇气，十年以后我才发现，不是小鸟飞不过去，而是沧海的那一头，早已没有了等待……